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| Player Profiles - Sunday 1st Team | |||||||||
| Appearances | Goals | ||||||||
| League | Cup | League | Cup | ||||||
| Goalkeeper | |||||||||
| Gareth Lealand (Fat Pants) - Captain | 9 | 15 | 7 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| Gal is no doubt the best in the league, with a big personality and an even bigger belly. | |||||||||
| Defenders | |||||||||
| Daniel Pace (Happy) | 7 | 11 | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||||
| One of the hot heads of the team, Pace is very versatile with a short fuse but a mustard player who fights for everything. | |||||||||
| David Smith (Reg) | 53 | 14 | 7 | 1 | 0 | ||||
| Reg is the rock at the back, with big hair and a big voice, always reliable. | |||||||||
| Gary Mardon (Ginger Pele) | 49 | 12 | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||||
| Always reliable Gary fits in and does a job when asked, Pops up with important goals. | |||||||||
| Ian Mardon (The Horse) | 10 | 15 | 6 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| Ian is very versatile, always give 100% with bags of energy and enthusiasm. | |||||||||
| Joe Hurlock (Lard Arse) | 50 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| Joe's been out injured for most of the season but has come back bigger, better and hungrier then ever with a bad 90's haircut. | |||||||||
| Midfielders | |||||||||
| Adam Hines (Head) | 52 | 9 | 3 | 3 | 1 | ||||
| The most creative player of the team who can open up a tin of beans. Known for being a bit greedy sometimes. | |||||||||
| Alex Shaw (Para Al) | 58 | 13 | 7 | 3 | 0 | ||||
| Technically a very good player but bit of a minge. On his day is a handful with bags of pace. | |||||||||
| Billy Hutcherson (Hutchie) | 74 | 12 | 7 | 2 | 0 | ||||
| Bill's the baby of the team and has a great delivery. His fitness sucks but he has been ever present this season. Loves a sun bed. | |||||||||
| Ricky Andrews (Bitch Boy) | 6 | 11 | 4 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| The celebrity of the team who loves football as much as he loves himself. Bags of energy and bags of sun bed tokens. | |||||||||
| Rob Parnell (Pin Head) | 89 | 15 | 7 | 5 | 1 | ||||
| Rob is energetic and has been an important player in the midfield 3. A great tackler and a bit of a hot head. | |||||||||
| Scott Falconer (The Machine) | 51 | 12 | 7 | 2 | 1 | ||||
| Scott's the daddy of the team who could run through brick walls if asked. Always on holiday. | |||||||||
| Trevor Barcley (Will Young) | 88 | 11 | 6 | 5 | 5 | ||||
| The most angriest player you've ever met but is also a great whinger, when he's not arguing with the official. | |||||||||
| Strikers | |||||||||
| Chris Charalambous (Greekie) | 39 | 15 | 6 | 15 | 3 | ||||
| The goal scorer of the team who works his socks off every game but is useless with the ladies. | |||||||||
| Michael Lacey (The Fattest Skinniest Person) | 5 | 12 | 7 | 2 | 5 | ||||
| One of the minges of the team but on of the skillfullist players I've met. Very creative with bad hair. | |||||||||
| Last Updated 20/05/2008 | |||||||||